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| Yes | No | Maybe |  |
 | | | Tendonitis - acquired while training for the 1984 olympic tennis team. |
| | | Bronchitis - after rescuing a baby from drowning in the South Pole, Karen caught a bad cold leading to bronchitis. |
| | | Itis-itis - from a mosquito bite |
| | | Hyprochondria - it's not been diagnosed yet, but she's sure there's something wrong. |
| | | Camel Sores - the Jordan camel saddles aren't what they used to be. |
| | | | Anachraphobia - just give her a shoe or a paper and she'll whack those critters. You're safe with Karen. |
| | | Olean side-effects - You can't eat just one! |
| | | Frostbite - still has no feeling in her right middle toe from climbing K2. |
| | | | Hairballs - do not affect her anymore. |
| | | | Pink-eye - being the good samaritan she is, Karen often loans her eyemakeup out to strangers in the bathroom. |
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